Stolen from my father ;D XD

[x] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[] - You smoke.
[] - You like to swim.
[] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[] - You have more than 3 pets.
[] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[] - You are an alcoholic
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL = 10

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.(mostly)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL = 17

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has ticked you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[] - You have low self-esteem.
[] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL = 24

[x] - You like flowers.
[] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL = 28

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL = 34

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[] - You live in Europe.
[] - You have a fetish for something.
[] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL = 40

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 close friends
[] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade".

TOTAL = 46

[] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[] - You have been a member to DA for under 3 months.
[x] - You have a DA subscription.
[] - Your hair is brown.
[] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL = 51

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

Total - 57



0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty necrophiliac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Microscopic testicle fuzz...what the friggin' shit.... @_@;;